One Night Stand

I woke up with body slightly sore
Thighs tingling from last nights adventures
I scanned the room and seen my bra on the floor
My pants by the door and shirt somewhere in the corner
I looked at my reflection in the mirror
Hair all over my head, a style I'm sure I won't be able to redo...
I woke up with body slightly sore
Every step I took gave me the ohh ahh feeling
Even when peeing my vagina begins twitching...
And as I'm handling my business my mind goes to wondering
Who left me with this feeling?
No real clues to who got the cookie..
I do remember I was vibing with this one cat
While the beat was dropping low
Base took over my body and I grinded on him slow
A drink turned into one too many..
I remember stumbling up the stairs
Hands all over my.. well that's not important..
Got to door and as soon as it clicked the clothes..
They came off instantly..
I remember his shining jewelry
His lips so juicy
His scent was really doing it to me..
Taking a survey of my surroundings its a whole lot of ish on the floor
Knocked over picture...
Broken glass
I even seen a print of my ass left on window!
What a night...
I went back to the bedroom and decided to get back in
On my night stand I found a note addressed
"Hey Pretty Lady"
Thanks for the evening and the things you did to me
I won't forget you..
But I got a family to get home to..
Sincerely, the imaginary man...

And then it dawned on me..
Damn I just been hit by a one night stand...

Lady R © 2013